Friends with Benefits (2011): A Refreshing Take on Relationships

Starring: Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Patricia Clarkson, Jenna Elfman, Bryan Greenberg, Richard Jenkins, Woody Harrelson, Nolan Gould, Andy Samberg, Shaun White, Andrew Fleming

OUR RATING: ★★★☆☆

Story: In this romantic comedy directed by Will Gluck, we meet Jamie, an executive recruiter from New York, who convinces Dylan, an art director from Los Angeles, to take a job in the Big Apple. As the two realize they have a lot in common, they quickly become close friends. Tired of failed romances, they decide to focus on having fun rather than searching for true love. However, complications arise when they introduce sex into their friendship.

Our Favorite Quotes:

• "It's not who you want to spend Friday night with. It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with." - Tommy

The movie is filled with witty and relatable quotes that add depth to the story. From hilarious one-liners to thought-provoking insights, the dialogue keeps the audience engaged throughout.

Dylan:

• "I'm your boss. Give me your pants."

Jamie:

• "If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman can fall in love, then anyone can."

Kayla:

• "Here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that’s kind of the same thing as missing Your Body Is a Wonderland."

Jamie:

• "You said I was your soul mate!" Quincy:
• "I did? When?" Jamie:
• "When we were at that bed and breakfast having sex." Quincy:
• "But, you know, that doesn’t…" Jamie:
• "That doesn’t what?" Quincy:
• "Count."

Kayla:

• "Maybe you should care a little bit less about work, and a little more about the girl you’re dating. Because last time I checked, work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your a doesn’t make you gay!" Dylan:**
• "I never said 'go up'! Okay? I just said, lightly around. It’s like a little button. You know what? Not your issue anymore."

Jamie:

• "Is this why you were late? You were worried about how to break up with me?" Quincy:
• "Oh! No! No! I was trying to decide what to wear." Jamie:
• "So you went with sneakers and a hoodie." Quincy:
• "Yeah." Jamie:
• "What, are you going to take the SATS after this?"

Quincy:

• "You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you’re more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who’s doing the sweeping. You seem like you’ve got it totally together, but you’re actually really emotionally damaged. Also, you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes."

Kayla:

• "It is not you at all." Dylan:
• "Of course it’s me! You can’t say that! You’re breaking up with me!" Kayla:
• "It’s not! It’s me! I don’t like you anymore."

Kayla:

• "You’re a great guy. A little too emotionally unavailable, if you ask me." Dylan:
• "I didn’t."

Dylan:

• "Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-d**ks?"

Jamie:

• "You really have to stop buying into this bullst Hollywood cliché of true love." Jamie:**
• "Shut up, Katherine Heigl! You stupid liar!"

Dylan:

• "I’m just going to work and f***. Like George Clooney."

Jamie:

• "I’m just going to shut myself down emotionally. Like George Clooney."

Dylan:

• "You’re not exactly what comes to mind when you think headhunter." Jamie:
• "Yeah, I prefer 'executive recruiter.' Headhunter sounds a little creepy." Dylan:
• "You did stalk me for six months. Kind of creepy."

Jamie:

• "I could put up a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it will get eight million hits." Dylan:
• "That’s been done. Dunkin-My-Tits-Hynes.com." Jamie:
• "Really?"

Jamie:

• "I’m not going to try to sell you on the job. I’m going to sell you on New York." Dylan:
• "It’s New York! I’ve seen Seinfeld." Jamie:
• "Not the bulls**t tourist version."

Dylan:

• "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate them?" Jamie:
• "History. Personal experience. Romantic comedies."

Dylan:

• "Shaun White seems really great. Nice dude. How do you know him again?" Jamie:
• "I took his virginity." Dylan:
• "So you guys known each other for a while?" Jamie:
• "No. It was like eight months ago." Dylan:
• "Wow. So does the carpet match the drapes?" Jamie:
• "It’s a hardwood floor, if you know what I mean." Dylan:
• "My God! Terrible visual." Jamie:
• "Totally kidding, by the way. He’s just an old friend of mine." Dylan:
• "You guys use the same leave-in conditioner? His hair had nice body."

Jamie:

• "I like to come up here to think. Just when it gets a little too much for me down there. It’s like my New York version of a mountaintop. Best part, no cell reception."

Tommy:

• "You want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go."

Jamie:

• "It’s nice to feel like you’re a part of something. New York can be a little bit lonely at times." Dylan:
• "And you’re trying to sell me on it." Jamie:
• "Every place can be a bit lonely sometimes."

Tommy:

• "Listen, I’d love to take you out one night and troll for ck." Dylan:**
• "What?" Tommy:
• "You got some pretty boys out there in LA, but the quality in this town is ridiculous. We can tear this st up." Dylan:**
• "I’m not gay, Tommy." Tommy:
• "Really? Oh. I just assumed, art director, and your face. Hey, no skin. More pipe for me."

Dylan:

• "A whole year? Oof!" Jamie:
• "Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you’ve ever made?" Dylan:
• "It’s not. T-Mobile, two years. And, f***, do I regret that one."

Dylan:

• "I’m not f*ing asking you out! I swear to God!" Jamie:**
• "Okay. You don’t like me like that. You don’t have to be so mean about it."

Jamie:

• "You’re emotionally unavailable?" Dylan:
• "Oh, yeah." Jamie:
• "Oh, my God. I’m emotionally damaged. I haven’t seen you at the meetings."

Dylan:

• "I’m done with the relationship thing." Jamie:
• "Girl, you are preaching to the congregation." Dylan:
• "Choir." Jamie:
• "What?" Dylan:
• ""Preaching to the choir." You’re supposed to preach to the congregation. That’s the expression." Jamie:
• "Did you understand what I’m saying? Then don’t be a d**k about it."

Dylan:

• "Why do all these movies have such bad music?" Jamie:
• "So that you know how to feel every single second."

Jamie:

• "God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes. You know, I’d never have to worry about my hair or having to go to the bathroom. And then, when I’m at my lowest point, some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out, and we’d kiss. Happily ever after."

Jamie:

• "I mean, a horse and carriage? Come on! That is awesome!" Dylan:
• "Not as awesome as this ambiguously upbeat pop song that has nothing to do with the plot they put in at the end to try to convince you that you had a great time at this s**tty movie."

Jamie:

• "You know, why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after they kiss?" Dylan:
• "They do. It’s called porn."

Jamie:

• "God, I miss sex! Right, I mean sometimes you just need it. It’s like cracking your neck." Dylan:
• "Why does it always got to come with complications?" Jamie:
• "And emotions." Dylan:
• "And guilt." Jamie:
• "Woh! Guilt!" Dylan:
• "It’s women’s fault." Jamie:
• "What?" Dylan:
• "You heard me! 'Hold me. Let’s spend the rest of our lives together.'" Jamie:
• "Oh, please! You are no better. 'Oh, yeah. Baby, come on now. Say my name. Yeah! I’m done. How was I?'" Dylan:
• "Who have you been with?"

Dylan:

• "It’s a physical act. Like playing tennis. Two people should be able to have sex like they’re playing tennis." Jamie:
• "Yeah. I mean, no one wants to go away for the weekend after they play tennis." Dylan:
• "It’s just a game. You shake hands, you get on with your s**t."

Dylan:

• "Let’s play tennis." Jamie:
• "What?" Dylan:
• "Let’s have sex like we’re playing tennis." Jamie:
• "Get the hell out of here!" Dylan:
• "Don’t laugh! This could be great. This could take all the weirdness out of it." Jamie:
• "Well, we talked about this. I don’t like you like that." Dylan:
• "I don’t like you like that either. That’s why it’s perfect."

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The original article provides an overview of the movie "Friends with Benefits" and highlights some of its best quotes. It explores the story of Jamie and Dylan, who decide to become friends with benefits but soon find that their arrangement is not as simple as it seems.

The quotes chosen from the movie are witty, sarcastic, and thought-provoking, adding depth to the characters and the plot. They depict the complexities of modern relationships and the challenges of navigating love, sex, and friendship.

This refreshing take on relationships challenges the clichés often found in romantic comedies. It explores the idea of finding fulfillment in friendships and the importance of honesty and emotional connection.

With a talented cast, witty writing, and a relatable storyline, "Friends with Benefits" offers an entertaining and thought-provoking take on modern relationships. Whether you're a fan of romantic comedies or simply enjoy a good laugh, this movie is definitely worth a watch.